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Vito the Sausage Baron, Bobby Bugeyes, "Fingers"

  • Vito the Sausage Baron, Bobby Bugeyes, "Fingers" & Danny "the Duke" were in a small prison cell orbiting the moon arguing about who'd blocked the waste collection system when
  • they all realized that the were in love. Not lust. Not desperation. But real pure love, they embraced each other. Vito, Bobby, Fingers & Danny wept together as the realized the
  • careers of Scorsese and De Niro were kaput. With pure love accomplished, how could their cinematic lives continue? "And Coppola?" asked Vito. "Francis or Sofia?" Bobby blubbered.
  • "Sofia will take up where Francis left off.", Scorcese said. De Niro agreed. Bobby could only nod in agreement. Cinematic lives continue, in their own peculiar ways. Examples are
  • Slim asks Steve if he knows how to whistle. "You just put your lips together and you blow." Is echoed years later when Papet learns from the blind woman the hunchback was his son.
  • "The joke's on them!" the hunchbacked son of Papet proclaimed. "I don't have to put my lips together to blow!" T'was true; his participation in the bell choir was marred by amateur
  • rocket scientists firing off their experiments next door. "Can you hold it down over there?" Papet yelled out the bell tower window, "We're trying to practice our ringing!" But the
  • rocket scientists couldn’t hear a thing, and merely shrugged and waved at Papet up in the bell tower window. Papet waved back, lost his footing, and fell out the window, landing on
  • an unfortunate scientist who had been passing by. Papet hurriedly checked the man's pulse, worried that he might have crushed this man with his rotund features, but then
  • the man woke up. When he opened his eyes Papet saw that it wasn't a man at all. The scientist was a woman. He helped her up. "What happened to me?" Papet looked up 10 stories and …
Started
2013-08-26 19:19:41
Finished
2020-10-21 00:36:45

2 Comments

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    Ped_Xing Oct 21 2020 @ 00:38

    To be continued.
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    Ped_Xing Oct 21 2020 @ 00:44

    the sequel. https://foldingstory.com/pg8yk/

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