Long long ago a fox farted out cocane into

Long long ago a fox farted out cocane into a pill of guts that was oozing out of a orange person
And weed was coming out of his ears
He was slowly eating the weed out of his own ears
. The weed from his own ears was delicious. He relished the taste.
Some people called him 'chia pet' or 'pot head.' His grass hair had a distinct cerebral high. When the feds knocked on his door,
it was by his own design. Did no one realize he had been manipulating the situation all along? In Canada this wouldn't, no couldn't have happened, but in Argentina he know it was
all those damn penguins fault! A lot of people think they're only at the south pole but they come up to the south part of Argentina sometimes and that's when he'd get them!
Or so he thought. Those cunning little tuxedo wearing creatures would get the best of him. They hid in the shadows, darting from corner to corner. He didn't have a second to was
te. He quickly rolled up his pant legs and kicked his shoes off. Next, he peeled his wet socks off and tied the ends together, forming a loop. He slid the sock loop over his head
and attached it to a nearby nail. "Goodbye cruel world!" he exclaimed, jumping into the void. Luckily the socks were of finest xeep wool and he made it safely to planet Xeepon.

1 Comments

SunsetMage Dec 04 2015 @ 10:17

Well, I'm glad that fox lived happily ever after. I think.

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