Why'd the Chinese spend research funds to

Why'd the Chinese spend research funds to determine the winning strategy for rock, paper scissors? When U.N. resolution 69/3 for conflict resolution was passed, better known as the
Wachowski Proposal, which was a water down conflict resolution plan that was introduced by none other then a diplomat with a heart of gold and Prince Charles's ugliest secrets
stored in an alien implant up his left nostril as insurance. The diplomat found Prince Charles dabbling in watercolours near Sheffield, and proposed the conflict resolution plan, w
Hilst a chicken crossed the road and clucked at him. Charles was flabbergasted because then a little green man followed and handed Charles a letter from his mum...the he vanished.
t secret was quickly evident wn t letter from his mum said this would happen if vanished. Wn realized what that meant, he brought the he out from its concealment. He was richly
Pickled in various juices but as heroic as ever. I AM WEASEL. He shouted. Oh great, he's gone mad. Put him in the recuperation tank. Th one with the piranhas? No. The other smashed
one, idiot- of course the one with the piranhas! Get rid of Super Weasel before he gets his own movie deal!" Is this the end of Super Weasel? Yes. He is now just weasel bones.
With the Super Weasel bridge burnt to cinders, we could dust our hands in ignorance, unaware that Son of Super Weasel, Super Junior Weasel, was watching from the abutment below.
In a fireball of mammalian fury, the weasel flew up, wildly shooting laser beams from his snout, skeletonizing everyone they hit. When he finally got to me, he looked me in the eye
and grinned maniacally. “I’m sparing you because you’re the only one with a decent singing voice,” the weasel said. “Now, SING! ‘All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased…’"

Started: 2014-05-04 15:55:09
Finished: 2023-01-03 04:00:06

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