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Gene Rayburn read the card with his perfect

  • Gene Rayburn read the card with his perfect diction, "The magician thought this was his lucky day. When he reached into his hat, instead of a rabbit, he pulled out a BLANK"
  • Gene Rayburn continued in his perfect fiction,*The magician made copies of the BLANK he drew & distributed them to all the audience members & instructed them to continue the story"
  • From their deep wells of flurried stimulation, the audience members who were not texting responded by handing back BLANK cards. Somehow Gene Rayburn anticipated
  • his death in November 29, 1999 and had cut unused pieces of his body off, had them cremated, then he sprinkled them on the audience, shouting
  • "Mini-me shall be born from these ashes!" With that, he promptly fell off the stage, where he was carted away by helpful fans. Those who'd been there wondered at his prophecy
  • but dutifully forgot about it by the end of the following night's spectacle. Fan loyalty wasn't what it used to be. But the prophesy would be fulfilled, 28 years later. Mini-him
  • mler faces appeared on individual brussel sprouts and Hitler's head was found in cauliflowers when the leaves were pulled back. Brassica nazis as foretold abounded. Furthermore,
  • the Brassica Nazis were aggressively invading the French green beans, the English peas & the Polish horseradish. Overtaking the entire garden! Cauliflower Hitler's ruthless assault
  • , led by skinned Aryan potatoes, was unstoppable. They hacked away at the non-Brassica vegetables while Hitler's girlfriend, Eva Broccoli, chopped them all up for a horrible salad.
  • Much to the dismay of the palate, Hitler only knew one way to cook. He placed the salad in an oven at 500 degrees for an hour, and dinner was utterly ruined. Aw, shi--
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2012-02-17 17:11:04
Finished
2013-12-01 23:08:17

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