Once upon a time, there was a beautiful

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl.
She was so beautiful, no one knew her name. She would show up at parties, and boys would become paralyzed by her swagger and confidence. Except for Simon, the socially awkward
geek who always had his face glued to his laptop wherever he went. She wished he would notice her. She didn't want the social butterflies. Her inner geek behind her outer beauty
was a total farce. She really wasn't a geek. She was a faux-geek. Ever since the rise of comic book movies and tech money she wanted to be a geek. But she was an idiot which is not
conducive to geek conversations about the relative comparisons between Star Wars and Star Trek Federation ships. Eventually geeks would see through her, but her beauty bedazzled
them like never before seen footage of Yoda manually.. handling Vader's lightsaber. Fact of the matter is, geeks aren't used to having pretty girls around them, so they tend to
scream & run from the room if they see any girl they'd rate over a 5.Geeks have been known to need therapy after meeting a 7 & collapse frothing at the mouth confronted with 9 but
a 10 they new dudley-squat about, but being curious nerds with hair-growing hormones coursing through their blood they set about to change that with a telescope at the womens dorm.
As they took turns gazing into the eyepiece, what they saw astonished them. Abba turned to Kyle and said with a big goofy grin, "So that's what lady-bits look like."
"no you idiots", said Terry appearing from nowhere, "thats the neighbours pet monkey" And so Abba and Kyle went back to being a couple of 40 year old virgins. The End.

Started: 2011-01-21 10:46:41
Finished: 2011-05-08 20:32:54

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