Harrison sat bored glaring at his grossly
- Harrison sat bored glaring at his grossly incomplete essay willing to ignite into a fiery inferno.
- And so he did! He covered his parents in a layer of gasoline while they were sleeping, and slowly burned them alive.
- He then disappeared into the the deep parts of hell - aka - mexico.
- Just about every Mexican stereotype wizzed by him as he drove the legendary Gypsy Rose lowrider past the tamale vendors. A gust of wind pulled his sombrero off his head and it flew
- onto the windshield of the car behind, causing multiple collisions & a cacophony of screeches & honks. Traffic jammed for miles each way. "Something wrong, Officer?" Clark Griswold
- hopped out of the melange of motor vehicles. "You ran that there pink light you blimey fool!" The officer retorted. "Pink light?" Clark Griswold asked sheepishly. "Yeah new type of
- traffic signal. A pink light means you can only drive through if you are nude. Ignorance of the law is no excuse!" Clark stared at the officer in disbelief before reluctantly
- unbuttoning his shirt exposing his Superman costume. The cop laughed. Hey Ray, get a load of this! He's wearing superman PJs! What planet are you from?" Nude zone or not Clark Kent
- felt exposed in his Superman suit. "Um," Clark Kent responded, as he debated whether to explain his origin story to the cop. "It's illegal to wear a shirt on this part of the beach
- ,” the cop insisted. ‘Only one way out of this,’ Clark thought, ‘one very convenient way’, and he flew out to space and circled the Earth real fast to reverse time. Problem solved.
- Started
- 2016-11-03 15:38:51
- Finished
- 2017-04-23 04:51:44
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Woab Apr 24 2017 @ 15:44
"That seems to be Superman's answer to everything." -Lois Lane