Bob Barker could smell the ovaries. He activated

Bob Barker could smell the ovaries. He activated his Spaydar, and the alarm sounded. "Spayday! Spayday! There's an alley cat downtown trying to have kittens." Bob hopped into his
Chevrol-Spay Cruiser and zeroed in on the "fertile" cat. He'd quit the Price is Right so he could spay animals full time. But this cat was different. She had these gorgeous eyes
& Barker felt he'd seen them somewhere before. Dian is that you? You know you shouldn't have unprotected sex. Here are some cat condoms my Foundations developed. His 2nd, Huckabee
McBananahammock, raced to replace his fallen friend. Picking up the squirt gun, he shot devastating loads of holy water at Dracula, burning great gaping holes in the Count's
plans to seize control of the Transylvania Board of Directors. Dracula wanted to convert the last vestiges of Transylvanian swampland into cemetery. But the endangered swamprat was
determined to open his dream amusement park there. "That's exactly what Transylvania needs! No more doom and gloom, we want funnel cakes and happy!" cheered the endangered swamprat
who then licked his grimy paws in mock celebration. The assembling crowds cheered, then grabbed pitchforks and candles and began to march to their new kingdom of sweets and happine
carpo sprickles. Evening came, and then a night of a typical duration. The crowds murmured and comforted themselves for a spell, then they lifted their pitchforks and candles aloft
in search of the legendary haystacks they'd heard tell of for generations. There had to be some explanation for what had happened. Through the dark night they trudged until finally
they finally reached the haystack of Mondoor. Its mass blotted out the sun. With many trials they reached the peak. There, they placed the One True Needle to be lost in time.

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