I always considered Star Trek and Star Wars

I always considered Star Trek and Star Wars to be Science Fantasy (where the mere trappings of technology are used in place of magic wands, flaming swords, potions and spells).
But what is real "Science" fiction? Forbidden Planet? No, that's just The Tempest. I'm a fan of Stargate, because Amanda Tapping is hot! When she
was younger, anyway. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything but the bloom's a little off the rose. I pull down 5 figures a year and can do between 5 and 10 pushups so I
was still pretty attractive to the over 40 bracket, I mean how often do they ask you to do push-ups? I figured as long as I could still pitch the teepee I should do some wigwam
with the hohokum with my piece pipe. I'd like to bury the "tomahawk" in her "beaver pelt." I'd like to do a rain dance in her hairy casino. Using Indian euphemisms for creepy guy
pickup lines, I found myself needing a shower. This session of "contact the spirit" was getting really strange. Creepy native american ghosts were the worst. Any day I'd rather
deal with shade s that came at you straight on. The Native American spirits always had a twist...always slipped in customs that defied any logic or
sense of self-worth, or progress, or second thought, or dignity, or atheism, or peace, or...what was Dr. Dieggor saying again? Something about his brain not working because of a
large crowbar embedded above the eye socket. Though grisly in appearance, he felt normal, except he couldn't remember the color blue or the number seven. The doctors helped by
applying large amounts of cortisone to the afflicted area, which didn't really do much except cause an intense allergic reaction. Boy, the NHS really did suck.

Started: 2011-03-19 12:59:47
Finished: 2011-09-16 18:17:41

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