What's it all about? Apparently, either being

What's it all about? Apparently, either being a freaky bisexual invisible horse-riding singer, a super handsome ridiculously accurate ball thrower, or a top heavy anorexic female.
Well, it was unrealistic to think anyone could be ALL those things, so she simply settled on becoming a bisexual ball-throwing top-heavy anorexic singer. She called herself
Minimum AC/DC uptop. Her agent was a proactive man named Mr Goop. Mr Goop was always scurrying about or on the telephone trying to arrange events for her to sing
-ed sister. Her singed sister had been burned in a fire when their brother had mixed mighty putty with DD7. Mr. Goop loved her singed sister despite her horrid scars because during
a forbidden Ouija session one afternoon in October of 1964, it was another somewhat reminiscent sister's singèd hand that the planchette had guided when spelling out Mr. Goop's
Fortune on that fateful afternoon. Mr. Goop asked about Ingmar, his cat, and her interest in the occult. Should he introduce her to it and have seances with her? Yes was the answer
. Yes was always the answer. Ingmar had palsy & Mr. Goop interpreted the jigglings of his cat's head as a nodding. He called the spirit of a Necrodimos to tell them their future.
Necrodimos tookk Ingmar's head in his left hand, gestured over it with his right, mumbled some thunders, then went quiet. After a few minutes he said, "I better do Mr. Goop first."
Necrodimos tossed Ingmar's head in the "Defective heads" bin and picked up Mr. Goop's. He closed his eyes and recited an incantation. Or a recipe for guacamole. I couldn't tell.
It was an incantation for guacamole. The head exploded in a spray of green goop. Necrodimos licked his fingers. "Delicious!" He then grasped my head with the strength of 10 men.

Started: 2012-12-05 12:31:07
Finished: 2017-08-30 15:52:41

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