walla: Walla is a word used by ignorant Americans

walla: Walla is a word used by ignorant Americans who don't know any foreign languages and barely know their own. The correct word is "voila", which loosely translates as "
Woila." What most academics didn't realize was that backwater Americans prefer to pronounce "V" as "W" in line with the Latin of ancient Romans. Hence, vici becomes wiki.
Dr. Wictor Windico, an unassuming assistant professor of linguistics, was fascinated by this discovery...especially since it meant that his real name was Dr. Victor Avenger.
This discovery was supposed to change everything for Dr. Victor Windico aka Dr. Victor Avenger. But this "discovery" only made everything harder to change. Everything remained
stubbornly the same as it was yesterday and the day before. Dr. Victor himself was frozen in place, as if suspended in time. Which he was, technically. But he wasn't about to let
That stop him. And it didn't. Something else did. What could stop time and more importantly what could render him so impotent?! Inertia was his strongpoint but managed inertia not
this spastic stop/go in every direction on a whim unable to bring his number one game to whatever came up. Powerful arcane forces were at play here and he meant to ride it down.
The roulette wheel stopped at number 23, then started to spin again all by itself. Then it stopped at number 57. What the hell is this, I wondered. And so did everyone else. It was
trying to tell us something via the roulette wheel. It spun, again, stopping at 44, and then one last time, stopping at 13. A woman gasped. 23=H, 57=E, 44=L, 13=P...HELP!
So my dead father IS in the casino! "Dad, let me help you! Tell me what to do!" I exclaimed. And that was how my gambling addiction began.

Started: 2014-05-31 08:27:46
Finished: 2017-03-05 20:58:34

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