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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that

  • It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wiener dog in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
  • The shopper looked at the grocery store cashier quizically. "Unless that is the wealthy wiener dog has an equally worthy comrade. Then a wife becomes obsolete." The customer's eye
  • 's narrowed as he considered this. If he could partner up with a wealthy wiener dog... find one that was willing, he'd never have to talk to a woman again. He left the store with
  • the same arms & legs he had entered with. That was a good sign. It was hot outside. He sat down at a bus stop bench in the shade. Where would he find a willing wealthy wiener dog?
  • He searched countless doggy blogs and dedicated wiener dog websites for the pampered pooch of his dreams. There were several close calls, but eventually he found
  • his match. On a fanfiction website, the wolf of his dreams... the alpha female werewolf with a machine gun for a leg appeared. And he no longer wanted any other woman.
  • This was no ordinary wolf because she also was a concert pianist in her native Poland. Four years later, she released a CD of her Beethoven performances. Quite relaxing indeed.
  • With the latest developments in recording technology, her producer was able to record her performances without the giveaway clicking of wolf claws on ivory.
  • This reduced wolf-claw piano recording of Peter and the Wolf received lukewarm acclaim. "Lacks tooth" -NYTimes. "I thought there was supposed to be an oboe" - Clueless Listener.
  • “I know there’s a shortage of French horn players who can effectively portray the wolf, but seriously…KAZOOS?!?” – Entertainment Weekly.

1 Comments

  1. TarotGuy Mar 28 2018 @ 19:26

    "Lacks tooth." -- I love it!

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