Once upon a time there was a really mean

Once upon a time there was a really mean principal named, Mrs. Cappacino. She locked her students in her office and yelled until her eyes bugged out of her face. She walked down
the hall and her students shake with fear!
The students decided they would shake with fear no longer! They decided to hire Mrs. Viola Swamp to bring fear into the life of their teacher. Mrs. Swamp would certainly
be the nightmare of any adult education class. Viola Swamp sat in the 1st row in the creative writing class & used a vuvuzela to get the teachers attention. The student's now feare
d the worse. When Viola Swamp raised her hand she also used a giant foam finger. However, the teacher said that in the creative writing class, there was no need to raise your
hand, just recite your question in the style of a bad romance novel. Viola said, "She moaned with an irresistible yearning to know what was going to be on the test." The teacher
replied, "He burned to fill her yearning void with multiple choice sections and two short essays on Whitman and Thoreau, but knew she would not be satisfied until his turgid
stoat fill-in-the-blank question was asked." He gulped. Beads of sweat appeared on his upper lip & he felt himself stiffen. He countered: "She had all of the answers, but test anxi
ety drove her to put all of the correct answers in the wrong boxes. It's a mistake any of us could have made. For the love of all that's good & sweet & innocence please I beg.." He
screamed, pleaded, wept tears of blood, attempted bribery, kissed my feet, and finally just collapsed. "Ummmm...OK." I agreed. And then he hit me over the head with a kielbasa.

Started: 2012-02-09 14:55:30
Finished: 2013-11-10 22:31:58

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