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My girlfriend and I were playing The Blame

  • My girlfriend and I were playing The Blame Game, our favorite board game. I rolled a 4, moved my pewter, and drew a "Slanderous Accusation" card. I had 1 minute to mold clay into
  • an effigy of my girlfriends feet with diamond toe rings, for my "Slanderous Accusation" was that she was arrogant. She scowled & rolled a 6, landing on "Oedipus Complex". The game
  • was starting to take an interesting turn. The sphinx smiled and wiped the drool from her chin with her tail, and flipping it like a cat, her tail cracked like a whip.
  • The sound made the soldier's ears bleed. Sarge screamed, "Get behind the goddamn wall!" Some routine patrol outside Bagdad. The Sphinx bared its teeth and
  • slammed a soldier against the wall with it's mammoth stone paws. It began to toy with the severely injured man, pinning him, then letting him go just to pin him again. The Sphinx
  • opened its massive stone jaws and swallowed the soldier, no chewing! The sphinx had a thing against soldiers since Napoleon shot his face off JUST BECAUSE HE COULD
  • The sphinx lapped up another of the hated soldiers this time crushing him until he got all pulpy and squishy and then swallowed him with a loud slurp! the sphinx look around and sa
  • Id, "Stop the thief!" Petrodollars fell from the sky and the sheeple grabbed them, to buy groceries before the looters arrived. The news anchors wanted Valium to relax before going
  • Back on stage but Valium refused to relax at the start of the first gig of her comeback. It had been 10 years since her last hit, "Eye of the rock that is gonna Kill You". She need
  • ed her new hit "Consult a Doctor for Medical Advice, Baby," to revamp her career. She ignored her stage fright & Valium slid across stage on a giant red pill to deafening applause.
Started
2012-06-07 01:52:26
Finished
2016-12-28 11:15:36

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