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I dont have the facts to back this up, but

  • I dont have the facts to back this up, but I believe that cheetos are magical elf droppings. I also believe that
  • the Moon is a holographic projection created as part of a massive conspiracy to disguise the fact that ocean tides are really caused by aliens. However, the government refuses to
  • admit anything regarding that topic, in order to keep religion alive and well. Foolish mortals. If only they knew that the other planets in their solar system were actually
  • far more advanced than their own. Most species on other planets were already highly evolved. Only the human race and the Ligonites from Planet Jasine were moving foraward so slowly
  • that they were treated as intergalactic special needs species. The Humans and Ligonites were shunned from normal activities so they decided to evolve faster.
  • This could only be properly accomplished through extensive research of the mind, and a few experiments on both species. After all progress demanded sacrifice.
  • And sacrifice demands more sacrifice. An eye for an eye for an eye. I reclined in my luxury executive's chair and admired my intellect before resuming. The bi-special mind research
  • was mind-boggling. I slipped my glass eyes out of their sockets, placing them on the desk & sat back, trying to relax. Three heads were not always better than one. My brains
  • argued with each other, often coming to blows with one another. That's why I took my eyeballs out when I thought they were getting ready to fight. My right frontal lobe punched
  • it up a couple notches and convinced my groin to kick my foot as hard as it could. My spine went rogue and nailed a perfect rectal-cranial inversion. Then things got weird.
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2012-08-26 04:04:14
Finished
2013-10-29 19:48:34

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    49erFaithful Oct 29 2013 @ 19:52

    Intriguing! Bi-special mind research on two special needs species!

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