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A new Pope has been announced! Hailing from

  • A new Pope has been announced! Hailing from Taiwan, he is the first Asian Pope in history. Pope Nin Ja has vowed to bring stealthy & lethal social justice to the world. Pope Nin Ja
  • was pro-abortion and pro-contraception. Pope Nin Ja allowed priests to marry, supported gay priests, allowed women to become bishops, supported gay marriage, educated the public on
  • top of twisting their minds with children's programming. Pope Nin Ja's favorite weapon was a dirty little show called "Kipper."
  • Which was about a porpoise that was everybody's friend until a porpoise wasn't needed. At that point you became your own porpoise. Kipper as an idea caught on with totalitarian reg
  • ularity. For the sake of Kipper, I had to track down the one individual I knew who could choreograph synchronized porpoise ballroom dancing:
  • Twyla Shark. Twyla's method was to show her teeth and scare the heck out of the porpoises until they learned all the dance steps. "Yes, I knew Kipper," she told me, "he was my
  • star porpoise at the studio. Kipper put Fred & Ginger to shame.” I was confused: What in hell did Fred Flintstone & Ginger from Gilligan’s Island have to do with dancing porpoises?
  • "GINGER, I'M HO-OME!" She gasped; bad enough to be stuck on Gilligan's isle, but that this Neanderthal barges in instead of the Prof was too much. & that was BEFORE Dino charged at
  • Wilma, who was now seen as an outsider. Wilma had tears in her eyes, "How could you?" "Not sure," Fred replied, cracking open a beer, "I always thought I was more a Mary-Ann guy!"
  • So Wilma took up with the Professor, changed her name to Wilhelmina, got her PhD in anthropology and declared Fred a Neanderthal.
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    LordVacuity Jun 18 2019 @ 21:42

    http://foldingstory.com/bwpzx/ I'm just saying.

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