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Shoes shoes shoes as far as the eye could see. She had longed for a shoe storage system but now she had one she realised her life was complete and the future was now uncertain. In
the morning she would fire up the shoe carousel and start up the web cam. The pair that received the msot votes would be her choice of the day. Her male fans always picked stilleto
F-me sandals but her neighbor had a big Rottweiler and he never picked up after it. So sandals with heels were out. She liked the feedback and figured maybe she'd leave the webcam
in the bottom of the port-o-potty. The only problem was the webcam did not have "sound." The world wide web needed to experience the full 3-dimensonal joy that is outhouse arts.
He set up a website with a counter and a googlemaps location. It was remarkable how many people made the pilgrimage to the port-o-potty in the Ft. Wayne bus depot just so their
Facebook friends could be shocked by the seemingly innocent link. He set up another camera to record them as they arrived at his shit-stained shrine. Tosh, on the other hand,
ate pancakes with a makeshift spoon made from the empty milk carton. "Fuck you", Tosh said, turning his back and eating even more ravenously. Facebook cronies
were so offended that they demanded an apology, or they would never "Like" his status updates again. Tosh put down his pancakes and twitted his most infamous tweet to date:
"In the middle of opportunity lies difficulty." Naturally, this didn't bode well for Tosh's ratings in the crucial Einstein-enthusiast demographic. But it wasn't nearly as awful as
the last batch of jokes his writers had come up with. So he set off to do his show, confident that it would be genuinely entertaining to many and that he wouldn't be hit by a bus.

Started: 2011-02-22 17:51:53
Finished: 2011-06-23 03:39:58

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