It's Friday night. I'm amped up on about

It's Friday night. I'm amped up on about 20 drugs. Got no hair...anywhere. Feel like crap from the chemo. Gonna lose my 38DDs in about a month. Pissed I didn't do my mammogram.
Sorry it's all so crap, PurpleProf.
That BS about making lemonade. Forget I ever said it. And nix the cherry pits thing while your at it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here & say it. Aw heck, PurpleProf, you inspire me
to trek to S. America and single-handedly exterminate every last native village. Natural resources want to be exploited! These activists, they make me sick, with their colorful
commentary and inspired insights. Once all the natural resources were exploited, the unnatural resources were next on the list.
They included diet sodas, aspartame, fluoridated water, vanillin, yellow #5 and many more. Dr. Plum and his assistants attempted to banish them but failed miserably.
Many people, including Dr. Plum, were addicted to these ingredients, whether they were aware of it or not. Ms. Clementine suspected a secret government plot
Ms. Clementine tried her best to read all the ingredients in her food... as she slowly moved to an all organic diet she began her conspiracy group against the government
Ms. Clementine knew that the government and Big Food were like two peas in a pod. How else were GMOs so prevalent in the food supply? Destroying the FDA was the only way to peace.
And she, a genetically modified mutant human-citrus hybrid was the perfect one for the job. All her life she was mocked as a freak, now the time had come to have her vengeance...

Started: 2013-10-18 20:49:43
Finished: 2016-12-08 01:47:14

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