Dear User: We have completed an unauthorized
- Dear User: We have completed an unauthorized computer scan of your hard drive(s) and past year's browser history. In addition to the usual pornography, online shopping, and gaming
- cheat codes, we found that you spend 83% of your time online at one site foldinstory.com. Since the text you contribute to this site isn't very inspired, we analysed it for hidden
- messages to communicate, possibly, with our alien overlords and found that the number of words in your folds are always a prime number. This currently isn't a crime so we can't do
- anything but detain you indefinitely without charges. Please be advised that if you persist in using FoldingStory for your encrypted communications, you will be placing us in a
- politically tenuous situation with...well, I can't say...not here, not now. So stop using FoldingStory to send secret messages. This story will self-destruct in 4...3...2...1...
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
- We hit the dirt and then I returned fire. KA-POW! KA-POW! I ran to the pill box dodging bullets UTTA!-UTTA!-UTTA! I radioed a strafe bombing MEEERRROOOOW! BOOOM!
- Robin reached above Batman's head for the comic burst & sighed wearily . "Boss, ya think maybe we're getting too old for Bat-Fight Words?" They both stared at the latest burst
- as it flew by them faster than a speeding bullet. Batman sighed in return. "Not just too old, Robin. We're becoming senile." Another one went by in a Flash, and then the Green
- Lava Lamp showed herself with a wink before she went transdimensional. "Oh now, Bruce," consoled Robin, "these days the nineties are the new fifties!"
- Started
- 2013-11-21 18:36:02
- Finished
- 2014-07-29 20:34:04
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