Like he's ever seen the inside of a gym,
- Like he's ever seen the inside of a gym, I mean, only if you threw a box of TimHortons Tim-Bits in there, then he'd see the gym. The whole conversation was useless. Unless you want
- to discuss the merits of Go-Kart racing and the number of tuba players struck by lightening at Kings Island last year. But, I digress. Let's just all admit he's fat and likes to
- ride the merry-go-round. While his friends stood in long lines for rides with names like "Whirlwind Witch" & "Attila-the-Hun," all he wanted to do was go round-n-round, up-n-down.
- But he couldn't figure out how to get a ticker at the carnival. His pockets were empty because he'd been hustled on the midway by a couple of blond rocker chicks.
- Out of all the things that could happen, it was the worst possible thing ever. However, he put his losses behind him. He saw a prize he could win. Just behind the burger stand, he
- saw a beautiful young woman, with plump boobs, cuddling a teddy which looked like it had just been won on the Hook-A-Duck stall. She was weak and vulnerable. Now he was sure he
- wanted to win the Cialis at the Throw-A-Football-Through-A-Tire-Swing booth. His shoulder ached; the last of his testosterone coagulated in his left ankle. The fair-breasted maiden
- had been distracted by a lanky pimply teen winning the poetry slam in the the next booth. His awkward 'lime tree bower, my prison' victory dance had the fair breasted maiden a tith
- e of kisses doth exonerate heaven itself.' seemed to do the trick. The pimply teen raised the poetry slam cup into the air and the air roared with the acclamations of victory and
- freshly removed panties. When the scraps of cloth and cheers eventually settled, the champion was gone but a pimply smile still resonated in the air.
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- 2013-03-22 13:15:46
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- 2014-02-18 15:30:38
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49erFaithful Feb 18 2014 @ 15:35
Sometimes even fat, broke, testosterone-challenged, pimply teens get to be rock stars.
SlimWhitman Feb 18 2014 @ 16:48
A job for intrepid writers at Foldingstory!