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Jimmy loved the ocean, but he couldn't stay

  • Jimmy loved the ocean, but he couldn't stay afloat without his yellow ducky inner tube. On a particularly foggy Pacific morning, his inner tube popped when he brushed up against
  • Oprah Winfrey who was in the surf. His yellow ducky inner tube wheezed like a goose pinned a steam roller. She bore into him with hateful eyes and said
  • "For once and for all I'm retired get out of my ocean. Security." He tried to inflate his ducky inner tube as Oprah's minions arrived in a minisub. He was escorted to the compound.
  • Being a merman, King Triton could not last very long out of water but the prison guards didn't seem to notice or care that his tail was shriveled, his lips were cracked, and
  • if it wasn't for the castle's wench,who threw him back in the water,King Triton would have died on that cell.For her courage facing the guards,he gave her his heart and married the
  • peasant woman. Not comely, but sturdy and blessed with common sense she was. Their children, Mermaids and Merlads founded the coral island Kingdom that became Atlantis.
  • That's when the tourists moved in. Atlantis was TP'd by their kids, they ate fast food in the royal coral palace, and spooked the kelpies. The merfolk became profoundly unhappy.
  • Riots broke out in the street of Atlantis. The merfolk were not going to take this lying down! Their leader, the fearless Jinne, led the first strike against the palace guards. He
  • lifted his trident triumphantly, garnering a collective yell from the Atlantian merfolk troops. "Zinnea zsuzsu!" Jinne cried, bubbles streaming from his seaweed lips. The merfolk s
  • tood to applaud their great leader. "Victory is ours", the merfolk interpreter shouted, eager to include the 4-eyed toads that had helped them in battle but couldn't speak merish.
Started
2011-06-14 09:29:34
Finished
2013-09-16 04:14:08

2 Comments

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    Zetawilk Sep 16 2013 @ 10:48

    So they drive out tourists by staging a civil war.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 16 2013 @ 19:23

    It's worked before...

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