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If I became a billionaire, I would buy the

  • If I became a billionaire, I would buy the biggest marshmallow in the world. It would be large enough to build a museum inside. There would also be
  • a 1600 mile long dark ride, the kind with boats in a flume. The theme would be horror fiction and the darker aspects of history. You could park your boat and camp in the scenes.
  • The first stop along the way of our 1600-mile horror-themed log flume ride is Camp Crystal Lake. If you wander alone into the surrounding woods and see a masked man, run.
  • The Masked Man of Camp Crystal Lake died years ago while trying to finish the annual 10K. He never made it though. Now, every year, he haunts the woods, racing unsuspecting campers
  • to their grave. After Chuck Woolreacher dissapeared during a Snape hunt locals shun the area around Camp Crystal, but the students from Mt Crisco U had never head of the Masked Man
  • atee, and were thus quite stunned when a walking manatee, outfitted with a fedora, eyepiece, magnifying glass, and mask approached them. The Masked Manatee grilled the students
  • : "Where did you go when you took a hall pass, presumably to the restroom? Did you notice anything suspicious in the principal's office? And what about the lunchlady?" Det. Manatee
  • fired off the questions like a machine gun on speed. Det. Manatee's questions pounded the principal into total blank submission. The principal finally croaked, "Butterscotch!"
  • Suddenly, Goku and Vegeta burst in and went Super Saiyan. "I will destroy you, Kakurot!" yelled Vegeta. "Muffin button!" replied Goku.
  • A zephyr blew gently across the blue sky.Flowers waved in the sunlight. Goku, seated on a muffet, poured tea for Vegeta.They daintily wiped crumbs from the corners of their mouths.

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