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There was no way I could have known it would

  • There was no way I could have known it would turn out like this. I'd met Geoff at a Hollywood club just 3 weeks ago and now I was staring down at
  • his hummel figurine collection. "Everyone of them has a story!" Geoff quipped. I feigned interest as I looked around the apartment. "I have a special room just for them!" (oh god)
  • (you devil) George Burns lit his cigar on
  • the spot, right in front of the non-smoking sign. Then he took a long sip and then exhaled into my face, clearly enjoying his Cohibas. George Burns was an ass, as I learned that
  • evening. I coughed and gave him a scowl. George just smiled and flicked an ash on the ground at my feet. He clearly didn't care that his second hand smoke was
  • responsible for giving his kids cancer. Isn't that always the way? I read of so many drunk drivers who walk away injuring the other person. George's been smoking a pack a day for
  • as long as he can remember. Everyday, he comes home from work, watches old Star Trek reruns and eats popcorn from a bowl he never washes. "Don't worry, be happy!" he sings. But no
  • one is there to listen, no one is there to care. He wipes a tear from his eye, wishing Scotty could beam him up...up to a world of adventure, up where he belonged. Slowly he turned
  • his chair 90 degrees and looked at Scotty. He said "titty sprinkles", mysteriously vanished, with Morgan Freeman suddenly appeared. The world was inverted... Inwards.
  • Surely a quick slingshot around the sun & through a black hole would remedy the situation,but then Benoondict Khanderbatch launched humpback whales towards Earth To Be Continued..

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