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As you can see, I'm still having a hard time

  • As you can see, I'm still having a hard time finishing things...all because of my late father, Stephan, and his untimely passing. I've heard that the only way to overcome fears
  • is with a voodoo ritual called Nantata Cruska. But I'd have to finish the ritual to rid my fear and I'd vowed never to finish anything or anyone again. I crawled into a bottle of
  • candy pills & swallowed all of them, hoping the magick of Nantata Cruska would work. Clouds gathered over me & a wicked wind whipped up from the west. The ritual wasn't finished
  • until the fat lady sang. Nantata inhaled, expanding her considerable girth & bellowed the 1st incantation of the Squamous wart curse. Some spittle struck my face, & the wart on my
  • knuckle. I called my knuckle wart "Freddy." I told Freddy The Wart everything.
  • I hoped that Freddy was ready to be my sounding board. It wasn't easy being an abnormal growth, especially on my knuckle. Freddy the Friendly Wart
  • was as friendly as Ghengis Khan putting all & sundry to the sword on the Khwarezmian plain wasn't. Why there hasn't been a friendlier wart to frequent my knuckle since Doofus Wart
  • Had been siphoned off by a buzzsaw. Ghengis Khan was attacked by lampreys, who carried pocket knives for protection. There was a revolution going on among the lampreys. Mr. Lamprey
  • led the other eels in their attack on Ghengis Khan and a slimey sort of mayhem ensued. When the dust cleared, all that was left was a furry hat and a paste-on mustache. The eels
  • gathered to celebrate at Xanadu where being eels allowed them to skate without having to rent foot fungus. Kubka Khan, the proprietor, liked watching them skate through life.
Started
2014-07-11 09:04:38
Finished
2016-08-27 03:49:09

1 Comments

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    LordVacuity Aug 27 2016 @ 03:52

    I like it. A stately pleasure dome indeed.

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