"Hey, Ninja 2.0! Get your ninja-y little

"Hey, Ninja 2.0! Get your ninja-y little arse over here!" shouted Benny. The ninja slunk up to him silently, a resigned expression on his expressionless face. "What the f*** do you
think you're doing?" the ninja whispered menacingly. "This is a live operation." The door swung open and Dr. Menace walked out. The ninja melted into the bushes leaving Benny to
the Jets. Dr. Menace snickered. Ah, death by Jet, his favorite. The Ninja waited for the perfect time to attack, but soon the Sake Bombs kicked in and he wa
Attacked by the sake vendor who needed to be paid.
He was joined by his friend the sushi vendor & his knives were long & sharp.Akira didn't have a yen for sutures so he threw himself on the floor & pleaded forgiveness.He'd work off
the extra lacerations later. Knives and sushi, what a combination. Too bad the floor was littered with them, hence the extra lacerations.
The earth kami planted his hands in the floor & turned it into lava with the consistency of an extra sharp Cheddar; maybe with an apple to complement it. The sushi hitched-up her s
kirt steak like no one had before. The skirt steak went flying overhead and hit a wall with a loud smack. He complimented her aim. She grinned. They slid into the sea of cheese.
After a relaxing swim in the sea of cheese, the two clambered back to the baking pan beach, where they spread butter upon each other and simmered in the sun on strips of bacon.
The aroma was toxically erotic; they both swam in a warm plate of sunny-side-up eggs and a side of hollandaise sauce, which lasted them until the end of time, or, at least, lunch.

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