I bit into the king cake and cracked my front

I bit into the king cake and cracked my front tooth on the plastic baby. It didn't matter, cause now I was gonna have good luck the rest of my life. Wiping the purple sugar from my
upper lip I considered throwing away my four leaf clover, rabbits foot and horse shoe. I felt so lucky I was going to throw caution into the wind. The steam engine pulled into the
station, I disembarked and stepped on all the cracks on the platform, crossed under a ladder and everything was fine until I saw a lucky penny and kicked it onto the train tracks.
The lucky penny bounced off the unlucky head of the stiff smoldering on the metro tracks. By the smell of roasting flesh, he'd been there a while. Suicide? Not this guy, he had
been thrown into the way of the exploding train. The detective grabbed his penny, and stood up again; he needed to look for clues. He looked left and right, then noticed a stain of
Cigarette ashes on it. It burned to smithereens on November 6, 2016. This was nearly four years after the ash bucket filled up for the first time! The ash master celebrated this
rising of the phoenix performance. The ash master burned many things and brought then back. He said "Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. You can even burn me up, I'll return with a
State farm agent probably. You know they have those in hell, all you have to do is the jingle and they'll appear. So I'll just have them take me back to earth but the catch is
undone on the back of my dress, could you please hook it for me? I don't want to look like a tramp on my first day as an insurance agent in Heck. Do you think these heels are too
high too low? I decided on a black skirt & a blouse with the words to slow ride to hell on it. The devil grinned right be for he fired me & sent me to the end of the line, again.

Started: 2013-02-06 21:38:48
Finished: 2016-11-07 19:33:50

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