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The ochre yellow oozed off of the canvas

  • The ochre yellow oozed off of the canvas in a distinct puddle on the museum floor. The night watchman didn't notice, and casually walked through it.
  • Before being put on display at the museum the art have travelled from a remote Australian indigenous community. The artists worked in a
  • few extra dollars for beer and pizza when they drafted the grant. If the artists were going to a remote Australian indigenous community, they were going to at least have some
  • actual nourishment. All chicken soup can't be for the soul, now. The indigenous blokes said, "Pepperoni pizza? You artists make us cannibals sick. The pig is a sacred prophet of
  • Popular pizza toppings, being the origin of both pepperoni and sausage. Both are tied for #2 among pizza toppings. Cheese is #1, of course.
  • Ofcourse the #0 topping is tomato sauce and the #-1 topping is crust. Crust is also the first bottoming. The second bottoming is often cardboard. The least favorite toppings are
  • extra virgin pimples, this gunk on the bottom of my shoe, the gunk on the bottom of your shoes, Theda Bara's cooking, yes as a topping. The last one was a surprise to the Judges.
  • The Presiding Judge struck his gravel to ask the accused, "Do you consider "yes as a topping" one of your least favorite pizza toppings?" "Now you begin to understand my dilemma."
  • "I once had everything with the sink on my pizza. Trust me, it was worse than this," said the accused Cheetoh thief. The judge was not moved by the tiny fingered man's remarks.
  • "You will be sentenced to a thousand years on the moon" The judge stated, twirling his mustache idly, "But since it's lunch you're free to go. I'm starving."
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2013-01-17 21:56:07
Finished
2017-12-23 00:01:40

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Dec 23 2017 @ 03:50

    The pizza was delivered in a Tinybox :-)

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