They were sold out of tickets for the matinee

They were sold out of tickets for the matinee of "Wicked", but some guy on the street sold me front-row seats to "Puffed Wheat! The Musical" for dirt cheap. I hope Marlene
wouldn't throw another fit at the change in plans. They downed their margaritas and ran out the front door. The heat blast them in the face as a bus whizzed by spewing street dust
which stung their eyes. Why the hell did they decide to vacation in Tijuana anyway? The city was dirty and dangerous. "Let just try not to get shot on are way back to the hotel.
Don't talk to any Mexicans." This was not his mother's Tijuana. She had been a renowned madame back during the war -- the real war, not the drug one. "Next vacation, let's--" a man
started to say. She gently lay two fingers over his lips. "No. We must stay. We must work to return Tijuana to its previous glory." And stay they did, opening a lavish brothel.
..featuring exotic Canadian whores.They wore red flannel lingerie & called their clients Paul Bunyon, "axing" for woodys.The Tijuana economy boomed & soon there were branch locatio
ns all along the mexican border, aye. The Canadian Whores from Quebec insisted their customers wear the 'blue ox tickler' on their logs, aye. This gave birth to the south-of-the-b
order Maple Syrup Special, producing very satisfied, if sticky, clients. They set up the Canada Whore Collective of Mexico, declaring solidarity with their Mexican sisters. Togethe
r the Canadian "ladies of the night" and their Mexican counterparts became Brother's in Arms. They used their collective bargaining power to earn a minimum wage for escorting.
The Canadian-Mexican Prostitute's union (number 678) quickly became immensely powerful, taking over several countries, over time spreading across the globe and conquering everyone.

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