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"Sorry sir, the country on this passport

  • "Sorry sir, the country on this passport doesn't exist." The airport clerk hands back the document. "But I've lived there my entire life, how is that possible?" Gerald flails,
  • the air terminal darkening and spinning around him. Long moments later, a stranger hands Gerald some coffee. "I'm sorry about your country, but we needed to adjust history so that
  • the apocalypse that we call "Jury's Day" could never happen. He reveals a photo of an irradiated corpse, "now this robot in disguise has been thwarted, humanity's future is safe".
  • But the prosecutor pointed out that it, very clearly, was an alien in an organic vehicle within a mechanical grapple operating the robot, and humanity's future was still thwarted.
  • Suddenly, Keln stood up and took out a can of "Spittin' Juice." His eyes flashed with intent and he said, "We will fight them with this!." The Judge looked at him, "With that can
  • of 'Spittin' Juice'? I'll have you declared legally insane!" And with that, the judge slammed down the gavel and Keln found himself on a one-way trip to the Nut House. At first, he
  • thought it might be kind of nice. Peaceful. Less complicated.Maybe even a more comfortable bed.But within a week,Keln realized he was crazy for thinking those thoughts. "I AM nuts!
  • "Goodbye, See you later, i gotta go" . i asked why but then he slammed the door
  • He slammed it hard. It was loud. I thought maybe over how loud he'd slammed the door that maybe he hadn't heard my asking him why. So I rang the door bell again. I heard the cock
  • of a Clover Mite is ten times bigger than its entire body…oh, snap…wrong Fold. Sorry! Uh…lemme see. I heard the cock of a Glock and I got my ass out of there…pronto!
Started
2014-11-24 06:05:27
Finished
2019-04-20 22:02:55

1 Comments

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    BlastedHeath Apr 24 2019 @ 02:10

    hahahah

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