Sheila's face became somber and she hugged

Sheila's face became somber and she hugged tight a tiny ‘Elmo’ who started shaking and giggling like a schizophrenic epileptic. It was apparent who wore the pants in his family.
The family cat wore the pants in the family, and it had ripped the heart of the Tickle Me Elmo, but when no one was around the
Elmo, by his fuzzy paw (or whatever a muppet calls a hand) pulls himself over to the stuff heart, shoves it back in its place and
then after some dramatic muppet-like flailing falls over dead anyway. Beaker had faired better loosing a nose and a limb. But most muppet noses are similar so he took Elmos.
He wouldn't be needing it anymore - not after he died from a freak accident while
doing what he loved (sleeping on top of highway cars).
Only then did he see his impending doom, a shower of meteors coming his way.
With his feet planted firmly on the ground, and the meteors fast approaching, there was only one thing to do. He knelt down and prayed to god his wife would be hit first. Then,
he thought about the trampoline in the back yard. Grabbing his wife, he hid under the elastic canopy. The meteors hurled down and ricocheted into the Nelson's yard. "That's for
SPARTAAAA!!!" He cried, as a meteorite crushed his leg which was sticking out. His wife seeing this grabbed the chance and ran away, a few days later she married his best friend.

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