Who thought an eyeball could be so deadly?
- Who thought an eyeball could be so deadly?
- she didn't, but she sure figured it out when she slammed the eyeball into that mans
- moobs and collapsed onto the floor
- gasping about autoerotic asphyxiation fixation derivations, which only made sense if you were a bloody perv-O...
- but I happen to be a functioning member of society, thank you very much, and my hands are clean even if I wear gloves.
- But my mind...well, that is an entirely different story. Glancing down at my faux Rolex, I realized I was running a little late. "Gloria! Get my coat! No, not that one! The leopard
- patterned fake fur gave me an air of a seasoned pimp, and that was what I needed to close this deal. I collected myself than hailed a cab and threw a kiss in Gloria's direction.
- We dined at the private dining room before buying plane ticket to Bali. Very few knew of their hideout.
- In fact, I wasn't so sure if I did either. But I always wanted to go to Bali, and the second-most likely location was Pakistan. So the choice was obvious to me. I packed my case,
- kissed my cats goodbye, set the DVR to record all episodes of Young Sheldon in perpetuity and hopped on the dirigible to beautiful Bali. Life was finally going my way.
- Started
- 2016-01-20 14:51:00
- Finished
- 2017-11-14 11:29:29
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bachtopus Nov 14 2017 @ 12:55
Legend has it Gloria is still holding the leopard coat, waiting for the monologue to end