"You wanna see who can scream the loudest?"
- "You wanna see who can scream the loudest?" said kid number one. "Sure!" said kid number two, and together they set about to ruin my eardrums, and my life.
- I proceeded to drag them to the timeout chair by their ears.They continued to scream the whole way to the corner.I wished now that i had never taken on this job.
- I thought I had learned my lesson last time I had attempted such a task. All preschool teaching had done for me was generate my hatred and bloodlust for minors. I sat the children
- down on the "snapping stool." I asked the first child to stick out his leg, he obliged. I grasped at the kneecap and the ankle and swiftly snapped the leg in two. I glared at the
- glare coming off the IKEA stool. "Stupid glare," I thought. Then I took the broken-legged child to refrigerator behind the building and slammed a ten pound sack of
- Horse manure on the slabs.
- There were mandibles in the shallows -- mandibles without maws, according to the more sensational journals of shipping news. News that sometimes roiled the conscience of Captain
- Ahab, notable animals' rights activist, and proponent of fishing abolition. "Those baby sharks had feelings like everyone else," he intoned during a White House interview, a tear
- in the fabric of space and time had brought him 200 year in the future, making Ahab's search for the White Whale fruitless. Maybe protecting sea creatures would give him a new life
- . Being an activist was good therapy until he discovered one of the whales was Moby Prick, the 6th descendant of his arch enemy. It disappeared suddenly, along with Captain Ahab.
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- 2012-07-29 16:08:34
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- 2016-02-12 09:49:13
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Scribbly Feb 12 2016 @ 10:23
ambikawolf, if you stop writing short sentences, I guarantee you will get more likes. People here do appreciate a little more effort. :)
Dhanithecat Feb 12 2016 @ 20:36
Ok.