So I'm sittin there with my infant child
- So I'm sittin there with my infant child watching a horror movie when all of a sudden like thirty bats fly into the bedroom and poop all over the drapes. This was a very bad
- plan I thought. If my arch-enemy had wanted to kill my child & I, he should have tried harder. I set about plotting my revenge when I discovered, hidden away in my attic, a
- n altar dedicated to the ancient greek deity Nemesis,with the right offer I would certainly get the right means to have my revenge against the evil one who wanted to kill my family
- . I was going to skin the evil one alive. My family was all I had in this world, and he wanted to rid of them. I wasn't going to let this happen. No way. I asked the deity Nemisis,
- For her blessings and assistance with the dark task ahead of me. Snatching a knife from the kitchen drawer I headed out to find him, my mind equal parts fear and a strange exciteme
- nt. I managed to get audience seats for The Iron Chef & burst onto the kitchen set holding my Nenohi Honyaki Dentokougeishi Sakimaru Takobiki yelling 'Banzai!' The Szechuan Sage
- Baron Yakuza Von Dook held his cleaver close to his chest poised for action. He knew how tense a competition like Iron Chef was. This was not his first rodeo in kitchen stadium.
- Baron Yakuza Von Dook was a kook, for a cook. It was easy to see if you simply took a look. Today's Iron Chef ingredient was cold water fluke. Baron Yakuza Von Dook braised it in
- the fat of a duck from the brook, which he'd caught on a hook. From a nook, he took a book, whose author was a mook, for they forsook to mention how a braised fluke should look.
- His plans had gone a-muck so he decided to free the duck. The man went and hired a truck, though the bird cried, "you suck!". He said, "listen here, you little f-"
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- 2015-09-07 00:24:03
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- 2018-04-30 03:22:56
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SlimWhitman Apr 30 2018 @ 16:51
Ok, now I'm wheezing like Ernest Borgnine on a bender. Thanks, bunnycookies!