It wasn't that Donga minded being naked in
- It wasn't that Donga minded being naked in front of Parliament, really. It was more like there hadn't been enough time to think up a witty explanation as to why. No turning back
- George Clinton and the Parliament went on stage. They saw Donga naked and George shouted, "Flashlight!" and then
- everyone raved to funky techno beat waving their torches. In their midst, the Terminator teleported on the dance floor and no one noticed, except for George Clinton who contacted
- his estranged and long deceased father through a seance going on in the pit. By the time the Terminator located the Godfather of Funk, the Great-Godfather of Funk had
- written a new hitsong which made every chart possible. He got so rich he was able to buy a Terminatorterminator 3000 DeLuxe. When the Terminator showed up, the Godfather of Funk
- grabbed himself and "danced" to repetitive synth instruments. The Termintatorterminator took care of the Terminator easier than expected, but to avoid recursive penalties, we had
- to also pay his overdue library fines. Surprisingly, the now deceased Terminator had been quite a scholar. The Terminatorterminator found, among other thing, that the Terminator
- had lived up to his name. Although the Terminator was dead and gone, parts of him still lived on in the community's hearts. There's that time he destroyed 90% of the books in Rome,
- with a giant flame thrower, Greek fire and napalm. Rome thankfully had gone digital and a backup of the books was retained at the Biblioteca Alexandrina. The community would
- never read them though, as they were all avid news readers and ardent contributors to the Encyclopoedia Devolvica. Sadly, Mark Orly knew he could not stop it from happening.
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