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Squids are pretty cool, I guess. "says Sam."

  • Squids are pretty cool, I guess. "says Sam." Say, don't the quotations go around the quotes? "asks Meghan." Nah, "Sam replies." Today it's backwards. "Meghan sighs." Youre always b
  • ackward you lunkhead. Nobody uses the word lunkhead anymore Meghan "says Sam." Anyway who cares about quotations? I was talking about squids. "Meghan sighs again." You dumby.
  • dumby dumby. I pronounced the 'b' to annoy Meghan. I was tired of playing "Says Sam". Now we'll play Says Simon, you lunkhead. Meghan sighed loudly. "Sigh!!"
  • Then Meghan exclaimed loudly, "exclaim!" Then she threw up quite loudly, "vomit!". None of this phased George, who'd seen it all before with Meghan. Ophelia, on the other hand,
  • was in (albeit a bit insensitive) hysterics. "I can't believe her," she snorted, taking a light drink from her glass of chardonnay. "Ophelia, that was very rude," exclaimed George,
  • even though he sort of empathized with her. Ophelia downed the rest of her wine, battled her lashes and said to George sweetly, "Fetch me another glass, would you?"
  • George, a particularly well trained dog, crept into the liquor store. No one suspected a dog. He snatched another bottle of the vintage Cabernet before dashing back to Ophelia. The
  • liquor store's detective (name of Manatee, naturally) began to suspect a dog had been stealing the wine when he stepped in George's dog doodies. He followed the scent to Ophelia's
  • Doody Free Shop, which it definitely wasn't. "Miss Ophelia, it is my duty as a duly sworn peace officer of the State of Florida to inform you that your dog is a thief and a wino".
  • But he was the best folder of stories that had ever inhabited the doghouse. The dogeared pages were classified as art by Professor Chien. Professor Hund took them to Doggerland.

1 Comments

  1. Woab Mar 31 2017 @ 13:50

    "Miss Ophelia, it is my duty as a duly sworn peace officer of the State of Florida to inform you that your dog is a thief and a wino". HAW!

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