She said she loved Sea World. Even though
- She said she loved Sea World. Even though she was obese not a single person made a shamu joke in her presence because
- shamu died, and she was sensitive about that sort of thing. It all started when her goldfish died of a claustrophobic panic attack in its plastic castle. She was so distraught that
- even the thought of meeting Jeremy later for their sushi date made her lungs begin to heave with dry sobbing and her stomach begin to lurch. Shamu was so important to her years ago
- she jusy didnt know what to do. she liked this guy so much she dreamed about him in her sleep but she was so scared that he
- wouldn't be a vampire and she had vowed when she finished the Twilight she wouldn't never fall in love with a human, only a tormented vampire. "I must have
- Dracula's phone number around here" But she then says to herself "He lives in that stinky, moldy keep and laughs too much.". She thinks back about 200 years ago when she
- was invited to his dinner party, she'll never forget it. "I can't believe when he invited me over to dinner and forgot to mention I was the main course! Jerk....."
- I thought to myself and immediately started putting a topping of toothpaste on the pound cake that was lying in the fridge. Next I took some tabasco sauce, curry powder and poured
- garlic oil over it. Then I rubbed it with the tobasco sauce and the curry powder. It was only meant to look like a cake. If this wouldn't fool them, then nothing would. After I
- sat down & placed the cake next to my lunchtray,Warts eyed it & I was secretly pleased. But instead of stealing it to eat, he smashed it with his fist & Tobasco squirted in my eye!
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- 2011-06-17 17:27:34
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- 2011-12-30 10:19:31
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