This endless procrastination has to stop.
- This endless procrastination has to stop. Please make it stop!!
- (pause)
- OK, let me rephrase that. What I mean to say is that of course I am taking my medications! Twice a day, every 12 hours, yessirree. Nope, haven't missed a dose. Why do you ask?
- He replied "Well sir, I only ask because you're wearing a kangaroo costume in a movie theater and Kangaroo Jack premiered 10 years ago. The year is 2013." I know I took my meds, so
- I wasnt really sure what the confusion was about. I like dressing up in my kangaroo costume, I dont see what the big deal was. I like costumes, they make me feel all warm and gooey
- inside. I always jump a lot when wearing my kangaroo costume. I really don't know why. Meh, the mysteries of life. It all started when I got lost as a child in the meadows of Afric
- a, a mandrill approached me with the kangaroo suit. "What *is* a kangaroo even, man," said Rafiki. Getting lost in Animal Kingdom ruined my Disney vacation. Kanga adopted me
- into her mob. A mob is a group of kangaroos. A murder is a group of crows but I digress. Kanga and her mob bounced around the Nullabor Plain avoiding road train trucks driven by
- rabbits the size of men. The rabbits were blind and therefore they were guided by men the size of rabbits hushing directions into their ears. Then the voices stopped, and the
- rabbits knew not where to go. They ran about, under cars, into bins, under the blades of combine harvesters. One even fell into a well and was eaten by a Well Witch. She loved it
- Started
- 2013-05-03 12:42:00
- Finished
- 2013-05-29 04:24:35
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