i was walking in them jungle and suddenly,
- i was walking in them jungle and suddenly, i saw a slime like water dripping on my hands, when i look up,i was shock to see a hive, and inside of the hive there,was many movement
- moving about making motions. I climbed the tree & was shock to see that the moving things in the hive were a swarm of magical David Blaines. They gave me ludicrous intense stares.
- So I gave them back intense Lil' Wayne stares. The swarm of magical David Blaines returned to their hive. There was a queen magic David Blaine that controlled all them.
- A darkness covered the land, the Brockengespenst conjuring itself from a far off peak, and it fled the sunrise, looming, towards the hive.It was the monstrous, bat-like Criss Angel
- that would engage him in an epic battle of sorcery. Criss Angel imprisoned the Brockengespenst in an impenetrable box made of only of toilet paper, but the Brockengespenst conjured
- up a diarrhea that made him use up all the paper. Freed, the Brockengespenst retaliated by brocking Criss Angel with magic bockwursts. He had fasted for 24 hours before the duel,
- as was writ in the ancient scrolls prophesying the downfall of the fearsome mage, Criss Angel. They arranged their duel for dusk, by Brockengespenst's request. Criss wore a lovely
- Chantilly lace target in mauve & lavender over his heart. Brockengespenst, at Criss Angel's request, wore a single petunia over his heart. They took their positions at the points.
- I tied satin blindfolds onto them, sent the firing squad home, and gave them each an exploding cigarette to smoke. "Ew, menthol?" Criss griped, just before he was blown sky high.
- Using just his tongue, Mr. Amaze-O pushed his exploding cigarette up his left nostril, but that was it. Blaine swallowed his cig and somehow ejected it from his navel just in time.
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- 2014-11-06 21:34:17
- Finished
- 2018-12-13 20:01:33
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