Gloria breathed heavily as she sat and waited
- Gloria breathed heavily as she sat and waited for me to notice. As dogs went, she had them all beat so I made the best effort to take her out before she started to leak. Damn dog
- faced girls were usually predictable. They were usually very gracious dates. But Gloria was the exception. The fact she failed to mention her bowel control issue on Match.com was
- all part of the mystery. He liked to play hot bed chili dog and this one promised to be a Mt. St. Helens of chili. He would take her to the Soup Plantation to really fill her up
- After several doses of Imodium AD, both chili dog connoisseurs were feeling better. The gastronomical gasfest had come to an end.
- Andre and his dinner guest could return to discussing superficially profound topics as they sipped pastis and played footsie under the tablecloth.
- Weird that he had planned the tablecloth without the actual table. Great for the footsie, terrible for the appetizers. Why couldn't his dates be more like Spanky's?
- Spanky's women smacked of cheap perfume but held steady conversation in any circumstance. Why must the next sentence always be the hardest to spout?
- She shouted! "Because you're talking through your nose again" the director screamed. You're driving the film editors nuts. One cut Nasal the next Falsetto. "Now Stop It" "Dammit."
- She ran into her trailer in a fit of tears. "They just don't understand." She sobbed as she popped off her nose and placed carefully in the jewelry box.
- Then she called Dr. Rosen and scheduled an appointment for Friday. On Thursday, she was hit by a Greyhound bus on her way to an audition. She was killed instantly.
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- 2010-12-11 01:53:10
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- 2011-04-29 00:30:30
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