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It was a gift for the children from my eccentric

  • It was a gift for the children from my eccentric uncle. Toss the dice with pictures on their faces & tell a story. But last night we there was a party & we adults played. The story
  • resulted in each of us going home with one another's spouses. Ah, life's little games we play...a flick of the wrist, a roll of the die. Next thing you know, you're downing tequila
  • shots, only to wake up the next day in a bathtub filled with lime jello, with confetti covering your head, and strange designs inscribed in blue ink adorn your face and neck.
  • And that was what Fraternity life was all about. It sort of left me feeling empty. I can't believe my father was so in to this that he pushed me to join.
  • Dad always knew I wanted to B part of the frat that all the flute players belonged 2, but here I was, during hellweek at DeltaGammaZappa, washing some guys jockstrap w/my toothbrus
  • h. Flute Fraternity guys sure to have a lot of stains and public hair. In two years I'll be in their shoes (and jocks) and by then maybe I'd have had straight sex that I didn't pay
  • Any attention to the mind numbing rubbish they passed off as culture. I never went to college, as it turned out. I went into gardening. That requires no college degree, just rustic
  • furniture apprenticeship. Soon I climbed the sweet ladder of gardening victory, and I considered myself a "bud"ding gardener. My enemies car-rot in hell, I don't have peelings for
  • nitrogen depleted soil. Trying to make lemons out of lemon seeds was not for every Tom, Dick, or Prince Harry. One needed the right temperament for the task. A green thumb helped,
  • but patience helps even more, as it is years between a lemon seed's germination and the plant producing fruit. Just go out and buy one of those plastic lemons if you can't wait.
Started
2013-05-11 18:54:35
Finished
2017-01-11 13:05:41

2 Comments

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    Woab Jan 11 2017 @ 13:08

    Whoa, this took a weird turn at MoralEnd's fold!
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    SlimWhitman Jan 11 2017 @ 17:01

    Actually it seemed to follow the usual fratboy tropes pretty closely before veering off to fresher pastures.

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