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Saliva pooled under his feet as he stared

  • Saliva pooled under his feet as he stared longingly at the chihuahua. She was a real beaut - bug-eyed, just the way he liked 'em, and shivering so violently that her entire body
  • could not have produced a turd that large. Even a Great Dane would have difficulty pushing out one as big as that. His beautiful chihuahua would make a wonderful
  • then it went on the beach
  • and guess who had to clean up after it? That's right. Yours truly. They don't pay me enough for this job.
  • I threw down my bucket and mop and walked out right there and then.I had other skills they didn't know about. For one thing,I was an accomplished armpit musician. Why, I could play
  • all six verses of Amazing Grace out of my pits, a rousing rendition of Little Drummer Boy on my belly, and once got a silent standing O for my Sweet Child O' Mine air guitar.
  • That was the best summer of life. For a time, I was a King, I rode glory like winged Pegasus. The light turns green, I park in front of the Quizno's. I make sure my name tag
  • is name-tagging like name tags are wont to do. The Quizno's is odd in that it seems to be very small but turns out actually to be very small as well. 3 of my kingly strides take me
  • right up to the counter. The Quizno's clerk gasped at my kingly robe, rings and crown. "Your majesty? How may I help you?" "Grovelling will help, please bow and take that name tag
  • off." I said. "..and put it in my sandwich." I like women how I like my sandwiches: plastic and in my mouth. After the ipecac vomit session, I called the midget minions for a ride.
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2012-11-07 15:19:19
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2013-09-09 02:16:12

1 Comments

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    jayursus Sep 09 2013 @ 12:30

    From Chihuahua faeces to royalty riding midget minions..that's how my folds roll.

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