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They had been living in IKEA for 6 mos. now.

  • They had been living in IKEA for 6 mos. now. They ate .99 cent Swedish meatballs everyday and lounged in the model front rooms. When they got sick of a decor, they just walked to
  • the Kittles furniture outlet warehouse and visited the Smithsons, who were living in "The Progressive" living room set. Nobody believed in the Phantom of Aisle 13, but
  • Lady Smithson swore to Jupiter that she herself had taken tea with the Phantom, just down Aisle 13 from the Smithson's, over in "Children's Cosmetics." She insisted the Phantom was
  • bad makeovers that were driving customers away from the MAC counter. This irritated her to no end.
  • Blanche had won the regional MAC employee of the year since 2005 - quite a feat for a 50-something Macy's cosmetics shrew. Ever since they hired Tammie from the ho-to-retail
  • ,however, Blanche had been having some difficulties maintaining her employee of the year status. Tammie not only was a whore, but she also looked like a whore. Each day, she wore a
  • an inch of whore makeup. And whore thongs sticking out of her whorish short shorts. She even put up her hair like a whore. There was absolutely no doubt that Tammie was a whore.
  • Unfortunately she was also a Keebler elf and incompetent. Ernie tried her in cookie forming but she didn't cut it. She also couldn't rise to baking. She misunderstood sandwiching
  • and wasn't much good in the frosting dept either. "I'm not fit to be a Keebler elf" she told her mother. Nonsense, her mother said and gave her a big hug
  • that your thoughts reflect your actions. Think well and it may happen. She smiled at her mother and hugged her back.
Started
2010-12-18 17:48:07
Finished
2011-01-17 00:56:42

1 Comments

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    Deep Jan 17 2011 @ 00:58

    Sorry, I messed up. "and told her that, "thoughts... happen"....

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