Some one left a spider on my book bag, and
- Some one left a spider on my book bag, and then I...
- ate it because I was hungry. It was black and yellow, crunchy on the outside, and had a warm creamy center. It was delicious!! About an hour after my "snack" I
- swam, as I am always sure to observe safe swimming practice. It appears, though, that my snack did not agree with my stomach, and barely had I entered the river when
- all of a sudden my BLT crawled out of my mouth, and demanded to be carried to dry land away from my mean idiot stomach. My mom told me to wait 3 hours before swimming, but that was
- in the 70's when they thought cigarettes were vitamins and speed was a good laxative, so I went swimming on a full stomach. I did a swan dive off the diving board and puked
- a really nice pastrami on rye with dijon and a side of slaw all over the inhabitants of the deep end of the pool. The unfortunate regurgitation proceeded to cause
- Willie to mess more than the Motel 6's pool, but the resulting aftermath of the rye & slaw & obese swimming tourists should probably have been censored for the faint of stomach.
- Saul thought his homeland and looked at the disgusting mess he would clean up. He should put this in a bag and leave it on Willie's car. Don't mess with me you pig! He was a big
- pig now, a top dog, and he wouldn't stand for Willie showing off his wheels in public. It was obscene, thought Saul. Dumping the sizzling bag on the bonnet, he t
- hought that all Amish youth were probably headed down the same disturbing road: girls, fast cars, telephones, baseball caps and pizza... the paths of Evil. A tear dropped.
- Started
- 2011-08-11 18:54:31
- Finished
- 2012-08-05 21:26:36
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SlimWhitman Aug 06 2012 @ 16:40
How poignant.
Zetawilk Aug 09 2012 @ 23:10
Somehow, most folds remind me of a book from the "Series of Unfortunate Events" series. I liked that series. It was meta.