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Timo The Middle Manager got his start the

  • Timo The Middle Manager got his start the day he hung up his mask and tights. He had been the superhero
  • with the most tenuous employment, and now that Timo The Middle Managers job was no longer needed he found himself having an identity crisis. Who was Timo The Middle Manager, really
  • what could Timo the Middle Manager offer the world if not being the go-between for upper management and the workers. Timo became an international dispute mediator using his
  • awesome "Beat" headphones designed by Dr. Dre. Timo the middle manager would resolve the nasty dispute between N. Korea and Luxemborg through audio-style. What he did first was
  • to challenge Dennis Rodman to a hip hop iron chef cook-off of Rieslingspaschtéit, verwurelt Gedanken and Huesenziwwi in the demiliterized zone. Timo was sure this would patch up
  • The differences between North and South Korea better than basketball. Kim Jong Un loved foreign food. Kimchi was boring to him, unlike his relatives. They ate rice cakes and kimchi
  • while he loves to eat pizza and burger. He demanded to have his own private McDonalds and Pizza Hut in his home.
  • Weeks later, cardboard boxes littered the property. There were greasy hand prints on the walls. A few stray french fries were sticking out of a flower vase. Cold pizza
  • had been affixed upon the dining room table with silver nails. The pizza was surrounded by a circle of dead flies. A burger perhaps, still in its wrapper, seemed coyly to feign a
  • allure it may have once held, now empty pantomime. This Jonestown of once possibly delicious food still has been given up to destiny. They feed, they die, they die, we feed.
Started
2012-08-02 11:42:24
Finished
2016-07-12 16:37:22

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jul 12 2016 @ 17:17

    LOL, the finish. Let's here it for Timo the Middlemanagerman.

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