Fred Flinstone went to lay his hands on Wilma

Fred Flinstone went to lay his hands on Wilma once again. Finally, Barney stepped in and said,
“Fred, I thought we settled this (http://foldingstory.com/nn9wr/).I thought we were happy," Barney said. “You came out. You can't go back in. What are you doing over at Wilma's?"
"Wilma asked me to mow the lawn", lied Fred. He'd had a dalliance with the Ex.He couldn't resist those frying pan eyes and yaeba teeth. Barney knew Fred was cheating on him
and insisted Fred wear a chastity belt to which only Barney held the key. "How am I supposed to pedal my car with this hunk of metal around my junk?!" wailed Fred. "You should have
purchased the small size instead of the large, I can barely walk with this," said Fred. But Barney was adament that this was the way it would be, and Barney should have the key.
That was when Fred & Barney were implicated in a stone-age hit-and-run. They hid at home, fretting, while forensics reasoned that some kind of stone was responsible for the death
Of the owner of ABS Alarm. He had recently ripped Fred & Barney off. The flusticene batteries implanted in the doorway exploded. Wilma had a panic attack as result and was well now
. Wilma's panic attacks were often brushed to the side with Fred and Barney's escapades and dodgy business dealings. Not to mention Pebbles and Bam Bam, their wild children.
But Wilma's recurring anxiety spells finally became public when she was found on the Flinstones roof, intoxicated, and unable to form coherent sentences. This particular episode
ran afoul of the decency clauses in all of their contracts so the show was stopped and pulled off the air. Some think it was because of what happened at that commune in Munich.

Started: 2011-10-24 12:21:22
Finished: 2016-08-19 21:16:57

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