A wicked troll named Gladdy parked his minivan
- A wicked troll named Gladdy parked his minivan in a no go tow zone. He had a good excuse. He needed to clear his name so everyone would think better of him. When asked he said "
- Hi! I'm Gladdy & I need to clear my name so that you will think better of me!" & stretched his mossy lips into a smile. The cop didn't buy it. "Move your van NOW, wicked troll." Gl
- JOE! And knowing is half the battle!" The Cop scowled and said, "Turn your dvd player off, I'm trying to give you a ticket." Gladdy said, "Actually, it's Netflix. I have a streamin
- g account I don't live in the Dark Ages, mate." That was it--The Cop had Gladdy out the car and cuffed before she could hit pause on her House of Cards-athon. She was charged with
- obscure references to mainstream dilemmas, a 33rd degree felony under the revised code of Hammurabi. She was also positively charged and degaussed by a Navy contractor. Gladdy was
- unhappy with the navy seaman's photoshopping techniques, but she was too pissy to share any of her extensive knowledge. If only she could cut and paste herself out, she'd escape
- this world of memes, a world that seemed to her to be more real than the actual world. So methodically she began to edit herself out of every image online, and claim that these
- Kermits on unicycles, elongated cats and amazed Shibu Inu dogs were ultimately the reincarnation of the pure essence of her soul only waiting for the world beyond. Surfing online s
- Urruptititiously she discovered a convention that seemed to be for reincarnated souls in the forms of animals. She arrived at her first Furries convention and grimaced
- at the crowd of lost souls dressed in animal costumes seeking meaning in an empty shell that comprises of a convention building.
- Started
- 2013-03-07 19:46:31
- Finished
- 2019-06-30 04:08:21
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