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If your bored and you know it type in here...

  • If your bored and you know it type in here... I am,
  • Umad
  • i'm mad at you face
  • so i looked at your feet
  • and thought they were Sasquatches
  • but they were just men in furry winter coats & big galoshes. I was relieved, but then they came for me & tied me to a toboggan with hemp rope: they were the Tobbogan Bandits!
  • So I quickly cut my hands off with my razor sharp shoes to untie myself and decapitated all the bandits' heads off. Running for my life to the nearest hospital I feinted and found
  • -ered because the razor shoes did not give proper ankle support. During the surgery I woke up. Before the incision they shaved my belly hair with my razor shoes because they'd
  • forgotten their own surgical instruments (thanks Obamacare). Problem was, my razor shoes were not sterilized. Two days after my operation, I was one hot mess. My ankles still hurt
  • and my vagina's bloody. Why can't Obama wave a magic wand and fix everything? Why don't the poor just work more? They should pay for my medical, not the other way around.

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