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  • Ann read off the Snellen Chart easily. "Well, well," remarked Dr O, "you have vision beyond this world. You can see into another dimension." His depraved thoughts reeled at
  • the possibilities. He had visions of Raggedy in a nurse smock. Dr. Occulus begged Ann to apprentice as his pupil. But Ann just sang "You say ophthamologist, I say Optometrist. You
  • say see and I see saw." Dr. Occulus smiled innocuously & replied, "This is a little cornea." Raggedy Ann laughed, then decided yes, she would become his apprentice after all. Eyein
  • g Dr. Occulus Raggedy Ann said, "Doctor, have you ever kissed fabric? Have you ever run your fingers through the light and woolly locks of yarn. Have you ever embraced a stuffed
  • penguin's foot? Or asked the woolly mittens where they're made? Have you ever seen --" *I'm going to stop you right there" said the doctor. He was not a fan of Pocahontas in any
  • Way, shape or form. There were no good movies to watch on the tellie, even cable. Dr. Niburu hated television, and owned no tellie at home. He was very happy.
  • Then he started hearing about the new show that was being called The American Dr. Who. The Adventures of General Custer Through Time and Space. All of Them. Later, simply Custer.
  • It was hugely successful and they made remakes of reruns. Custer was so successful that it was picked up by HBO & BBC and broadcast in 27 different languages. Most were alien but
  • a human kids show edited it and presented it as a sock puppet play called "Custer's Last lemonade Stand". It bombed after Coca-Cola refused to sponsor it and it lost money. Pity.
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2013-04-12 09:43:39
Finished
2016-09-30 15:41:16

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Sep 30 2016 @ 17:44

    The kid ended up living in the subway system presenting sock puppet plays from a cardboard box using holey socks.
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    Rebbie Sep 30 2016 @ 18:09

    The sock puppets were contaminated by sewer sludge left over from chernobyl and, they ended up taking revenge on the major TV networks. Bloody work that business. And the boy mutated into a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Wah hahahahaha ! ;)
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    Woab Oct 01 2016 @ 11:13

    Charmed by the puppet show, Custer's ghost became infuriated at its cancellation and decided to haunt the TV station. Several TV execs lost face when Custer's ghost ate their faces off. Wow, it must be getting toward Halloween.

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