In Alt Univ 14Y gangsta rocker Ice Trey waxed
- In Alt Univ 14Y gangsta rocker Ice Trey waxed poetic about genitalia to crashing violins. The creator bobbed her head, then shook it and said "No. This just isn't hitting. What's
- on the other station?" The creator tuned in to Alt Univ 4XM. There, discordant youths screamed about alienation. "Ungrateful punks. I gave them sunsets and Dr. Pepper." The creator
- looked for just one nondiscordant youth among the many denizens of Alt. Univ 4XM and the creator found one named N¢½h. N¢½h fervently believed the creator had big plans for him
- The youth (we shall call him Nick) was very polite; kind to his parents, friendly with his peers, and good at doing his chores. Satisfied, the creator picked up Nick and
- crumbled the boy between his fingers, as simple as one would a paper. Never! Never would such a charming boy succeed. He unfolded the boy, Nick, his appearance rough now and
- severely creased. He was made out of paper, but Geppetto felt that he was his son. "I will call you Nick," said the mustachioed Italian. A fairy godmother appeared in the window
- And said, "Hello! I heard you talking about gelatto. Here is your favourite flavour, mango. Enjoy it!" Then she vanished and they polished it off in 4:56. She brought them more.
- Only this time she was invisible, since she had vanished. All they saw was a large bowl of mango gelato approaching them. Startled, they took photos and insisted it was a UFO.
- When their watch captain came by with their reliefs they found them all bunched up in the corner covered in what was obviously not mango gelato. Their com badges & weapons were go
- ne and they had no clothes on. The captian barked at them, "Whur Are Yer Unee-Firms, Weepons An Badg-ez?" They hid the vasaline behind their backs and saluted the Capt. He sighed.
- Started
- 2014-01-24 14:34:02
- Finished
- 2017-02-25 23:48:12
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Woab Feb 28 2017 @ 15:52
Nice ending, mporkwing!
mporkwing Feb 28 2017 @ 16:38
thankee!
SlimWhitman Feb 28 2017 @ 17:00
Is that a pork wing in a bowl? Gee, I alway's thought that was just an expression, but I guess some pigs can fly!
Woab Feb 28 2017 @ 17:03
It appears to be a pork wing in a bowl WITH an expression. It's creepy. I like it.