What about "Living Colour Me Badd." They
- What about "Living Colour Me Badd." They do an awesome version of boy band style cult of personality which
- is exactly what the Republican party needs right now; a good dose of good old fashioned twirls and hair flip combos.
- Otherwise we're gonna get sorely trounced at the political Olympics. Coach Bush was giving a pep-speech to republican team, after Rumsfeld got a series of 4s and 5s at the figure
- Skating event, Bush did an I-told-you-so number about warning him not to go shirtless. But Cheney was proud of the newest scar that rested above the spot on his chest where humans
- from the future had removed his heart and replaced it with a 60 terawatt fusion furnace, wirelessly powering an entire fleet of warships above him. This caused Bush to react like
- a chimpanzee in office, pooping on important legislature. But every day he grew more suspicious, which worried Dick Cheney. "What's the Humanzee Project?" Bush asked one day.
- He never should have attained the ability to speak. He was Humanzee, not actually a human but close enough to fool a blind nun at 20 yards away. That was what was supposed to be,
- since he wanted to run for office. His ability to fool the blind and also nuns with his speech would make him a perfect candidate for the
- Mayor of the city of Blind Nuns. The election was in the bag already. It was like taking candy from a baby: a blind, sanctimonious baby. He had perfected his campaign slogan:
- "TROLOLOL" it said, simply. He smiled at the realization that he had pulled off the greatest troll in the history of mankind. "For the lulz" he said, a lone tear hitting the floor.
- Started
- 2011-03-02 18:08:33
- Finished
- 2012-07-31 19:11:53
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Mako Jul 31 2012 @ 20:59
against all odds, and with no connections, the political story continued...