"So you took a nap while driving?" "Yes,

"So you took a nap while driving?" "Yes, it was a boring stretch of road so I put the car in autocruise & put on my Ostrich pillow." "The court notes defendent refers to exhibit A.
"And after you put on your Ostrich pillow while you were in autocruise,what's the next thing you remember?" the prosecuting attorney droned."I, uh, woke up in Eureka...uh, Oregon."
The attorney asked"Do you think there's any significance to the fact you woke up in Eureka? Are you a scientist?" "I think they wanted to extract materials from my body to make
Karen look like me to steal custody of my estranged son Jason who's just come out of a coma with retrogenitive amnesia caused by his wife Alex." "Pesky scientists!" my attorney sai
d as he showed me a newspaper clipping showing the latest development in DNA testing. My estranged son Jason and his wife Alex
B. Toklas were line dancing champions. That explains it. It must all be coming down to this. Well if its a show down Jason and his wife Alex want then it
To be the samba that they perform. They do that best.
But better than best was better but they were afraid to create the word for what they had been through together. So they danced the samba. And they won. Still, a small part was lef
-tover when the samba ended. It was someone's toe. The winning dancers, alarmed, searched their feet for missing pieces, but found none. Then a three-toes sloth claimed it before
anyone else could stake their claim. The three-toed sloth was determined, and several hours later it rescued the rogue digit. The dancers cheered. "At last!"

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